Bible
on Airplane
There was a
religious woman who had to do a lot of
traveling for her business, so naturally she did a
lot of flying. Flying made her extremely nervous,
so she always took her Bible along with her to read
since it helped relax her on the long flights.
One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw
her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle,
smirked, and went back to what he was doing. After
a while, he turned to her and asked, "You don't
really
believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the
Bible."
He said, "Well, what about the guy that was
swallowed by
the whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is
in
the Bible.
"He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he
survived all that
time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess
when
I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked
sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
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